https://www.farouttheatre.org/previouscarnage daily 0.75 2025-07-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1558372282509-1MV5UTGXXULQIJWBT7DL/Come%21.jpg Previous Carnage https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/23f83e23-36fc-4b72-9328-d7bbef2f0396/A3+Squire+Poster.png Previous Carnage - ‍☠️Treasure Island (2024/25) Ahoy, filthy landlubbers! Long John Johnson and his suspiciously long weapon led the crew to a tropical island where Benny Bangs ran a fully functional sex cult. With baby-handed Lizzie Thrustington pointing the way and the ghost of Captain Clit moaning from the afterlife, this was one voyage where X marks the G-spot. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/be1794d4-f488-46a4-8fc4-4d1368b79e86/2023.png Previous Carnage - Yeehaw! (2023/24) An original Far Out Creation that put the bang in bang-bang. Billy the Kid, Annie Oakley, Doc Holliday, and the rest of the trigger-happy gang faced off in a Wild West bloodbath where bananas were guns, love was complicated, and death was guaranteed. Saloon seductress Miss Kitty ruled the roost (and accidentally killed Seamus), setting off Little Jimmy’s absurd revenge arc. Party poppers flew, hearts broke, and Maddie Garrett fell for a dying gunslinger. A pantomime where the body count outnumbered the punchlines - and that’s saying something. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/36514b43-4626-466c-8af3-21660a80179b/2022.jpg Previous Carnage - Hey, Fiddle Diddle! (2022/23) A riotous pantomime mash-up that tore up the storybooks and rewrote them with filth, flair, and a cow with a comically large appendage. Jack Trott (of beanstalk fame) and his mother got tangled up with a foul-mouthed Red Riding Hood, a dangerously horny Rapunzel, and a worm-fed Cinderella just trying to get to the ball, and Prince Charles (yes, that Charles) came courting. Meanwhile, chaos reigned: Pinocchio was an insufferable woke puppet with a nose that grew every time he tweeted, Dave the Bluebird was aggressively German, and Rumpelstiltskin schemed with his eggy minion, Humpty Dumpty. Spoiler: the egg did not survive. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/7ae387a9-c569-40c0-9c0d-5a9a3bda47b7/2020.jpg Previous Carnage - Saucy Jacky (2021/22) Jack stayed masked. The women took the spotlight. A grubby, gory East End panto retelling the lives of the Ripper’s five victims - with a filthy twist. Meet Mary-Jane Kelly, Long Liz, Dark Annie, Chick (and her cursed sock puppet), and Pearly Poll, all dodging danger, gin, and terrible men. Dickie Darkhole tried to save the day (and get the girl), but with suspects like Dr. Kuntz, Bent-Neck Eddie, Big Willie Wilmott and Wilfred ‘Bloody’ Kopinski… it was never going to end cleanly. The Dame ran the Ten Bells and the only thing louder than the crowd was her cleavage. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/6da3f4ca-cf8c-448a-8dbf-7640440e40ce/2019.jpg Previous Carnage - Snow White and the Seven Whores (2019/20) Once upon a time… in a bordello. Snow White was a drip, the dwarves were replaced by seven rank sex workers, and Dame Freida Flaps ran the Battered Badger with an iron vajazzle. Snow White’s stepmother? A fairy tale queen by the way of the Third Reich, complete with a camp magic mirror with nipple-swastikas. Throw in hench-men creatures Fiddle and Diddle, a sheet-changing silly boy called Jizzrag, and Prince Nobby - a posh gap-year wanker- and you’ve got a fairy tale that should never be read to children. Beautiful chaos. Unforgettable music. And absolutely no morals. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/6553dccc-a68f-48b1-9d8d-29c397cf8052/2018.jpg Previous Carnage - Robin Hood and the Babes in the Wood (2018/19) A filthy frolic through Sherwood Forest with two utterly grotesque “babes”- Pinkie Pie and Trixie Twat - who looked like they’d escaped from a cursed brony convention. Robin Hood was a swaggering sex pest with a hero complex, Maid Marion a co-dependent mess who turned into a raging nympho halfway through, and the Merry Men were permanently stoned. Prince John tottered about with a stuffed fox on a skateboard, the Sheriff of Nottingham wanted a piece of everything, and somewhere in the middle of it all, there was a drug-dealing silly boy, Nutty Neville, and a makeover montage that involved a lot of lycra. It all ended with a bit of anal, if you’re into that sort of thing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/e5d9cb5f-8657-4c93-a549-1b1da00289de/2017.png Previous Carnage - Dick Whittington (2017/18) A classic tale of rags, rats, and raging egos - loosely based on the traditional panto, only far ruder. Dick set off with his furious feline sidekick, Pussy, in search of fame, fortune, and political clout. Along the way, he clashed with bigoted bureaucrats, fell arse-over-heels for Alice Fitztightly, and faced a rodent infestation that would make the Pied-Piper weep. We’re a bit hazy on the rest (it was a long time ago and there was tequila involved),but we’re fairly certain there was a man in a dress and someone fell off a boat. Possibly on purpose. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/fd93bb13-91ef-4dd1-9e00-4fecd2415575/2016.jpg Previous Carnage - Aladdin (2016/17) The one that started it all. We took the bones of the traditional tale, added a throbbing lamp, a gaping cave, a bucket of lube, and a whole lot of questionable decisions. Aladdin entered the muff - sorry, cave - in full scuba gear, Widow Twanky (or was it Widow Wanky?) flapped about in crusty underwear, and the villain had a beer-belly, back hair, and unresolved trauma. We definitely remember the Gentleman’s Wash (don’t Google it), a lot of underlaundry-based chaos, and realising somewhere around the third cum joke that this was exactly what we were born to do. https://www.farouttheatre.org/home daily 1.0 2025-11-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1668534867071-L0PBY87VSWXC7U0HQ7L3/Had+a+fab+time+on+Saturdau+night%21+I+don%27t+know+who+wrote+yur+script+but+were+they+on+crack+Absolutely+hilariously+bonkers%21%21+Can%27t+wait+for+the+next+one%21-6.jpg FAR OUT THEATRE: Panto. But Ruder. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/a6e68fe8-1fc8-4a54-84ea-589c7cf8502c/487290668_18124053403427191_5653700461566385310_n.jpg FAR OUT THEATRE: Panto. But Ruder. - Expect the unexpected No two shows are the same - and neither are the audiences. Expect raucous gags, outrageous costumes, shocking plot twists, and absolutely no filter. We break the fourth wall, the fifth wall, and occasionally the set. There might be singing. There will definitely be swearing. And there’s always one bloke in the front row who regrets making eye contact. You’ve been warned. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/48ab3df9-0c92-49d2-940a-d5192b5edcc1/CHIANTI+%282%29.png FAR OUT THEATRE: Panto. But Ruder. - Rome wasn’t built in a day… but we’ll destroy it in two acts It’s wine-soaked. It’s filthy. It’s history like you've never been taught it. Cleopatra’s juggling five lovers and one olive oil enema. There’s full-frontal betrayal, backstage fondling, and one emperor with a god complex, an e-scooter, and zero chill. A Roman Rumble - pantomime for perverts, power-mad emperors, and people who like a bit of swordplay. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1749663466413-DHQ073F1QVDQ4JQMD44Q/481701142_1189267993199719_3477141098124573502_n.jpg FAR OUT THEATRE: Panto. But Ruder. - Meet the Team Meet the glitter-stained legends behind the chaos. If it looks polished on stage, it’s only because we hot-glued it an hour ago. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1749663149976-8MPFY0Z7CAYTQOO50PBY/483997736_1194189616040890_2090478514718038511_n.jpg FAR OUT THEATRE: Panto. But Ruder. - Join the Chaos Whether you’re a spotlight-hungry show-off or a backstage ninja with a glue gun, we want you. https://www.farouttheatre.org/boxoffice daily 0.75 2026-03-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1669570328871-N9OMOPCCU5UF489Z2I3C/Eventbrite.jpg Get Ready to Rumble! https://www.farouttheatre.org/far-out-theatreish daily 0.75 2025-07-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/2ce10115-7322-4885-8052-409238059d24/Copy+of+Title+%28800+x+800+px%29+%28400+x+400+px%29.png Far Out Theatre-ish - Far Out Theatre-ish You’ve seen Far Out Theatre. Now get ready for Far Out Theatre-ish. Smaller venues. Bigger chaos. No scenery. No rules. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/6948defd-8912-43fa-a9d5-2d23e43d3ede/IMG_6444.jpg Far Out Theatre-ish - More chaos. Less choreography. https://www.farouttheatre.org/our-story daily 0.75 2025-06-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/2cbe0b37-e2f4-459c-bf3f-934260dffcc1/Our+Story.JPG Our Story - IN YOUR FACE SINCE 2005 In Your Face Since 2005 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/72a56e2f-73bd-4d89-b96a-c2e2c1467447/Our+Story+No.+2.JPG Our Story - It’s not a phase. It’s a lifestyle. https://www.farouttheatre.org/the-directors daily 0.75 2025-12-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1669570438215-3FPJF7C4ZSIST334QL7Q/Eventbrite.jpg Meet the Directors https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/46671e3d-db04-442b-87d9-7f2156c30e10/Untitled+%28800+x+800+px%29+%28400+x+400+px%29.png Meet the Directors - Victoria Blagden Founder & Executive Director Victoria is the glue, the spark, and the chaos behind Far Out Theatre. She writes every script, directs every show, designs the costumes, oversees the entire team - and still ends up doing the one job she despises more than death: the sound check. Known for her sharp tongue, unflappable charm, and legs that deserve their own spotlight, Victoria brings just the right amount of madness to keep the whole thing running - mostly on time, occasionally on fire. faroutvicky@gmail.com https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/eedeaff5-46c1-40a2-9d41-cadc2df3848b/Rach+Untitled+%28800+x+800+px%29+%28400+x+400+px%29.png Meet the Directors - Rachael Duke Artistic Director Small in stature but big on ideas (and blessed with a peach that deserves its own postcode), Rachael is Far Out’s queen of colour and chaos. She helps shape the scripts, paint the scenery, and dreams up the dazzling backdrops that make each show look like a fever dream in the best way. Equal parts arty, eccentric, and quietly unhinged, Rachael brings her paint-splattered magic to every production - and somehow always knows where the glitter is kept. faroutrachael@gmail.com https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/07959fbd-6173-4155-af5a-e2b7ff6c7cab/Liam+Untitled+%28800+x+800+px%29+%281%29.png Meet the Directors - Liam Wilburn Project Director Liam is a teddy bear in human form - warm, dependable, and alarmingly hairy. He keeps a firm grip on the Far Out purse strings, creating budgets and calmly analysing what each show costs (emotionally and financially). He once played a blue tit named Dave in a skin-tight bodysuit without a hint of shame. Give him a costume, a stage, and a budget, and he’s in his happy place - though not necessarily in that order. He’s also the only man alive who can balance the books while dressed as Elvis or Virgil Earp - complete with cowboy hat and flashing blue light. faroutliamw@gmail.com https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/58ac2b46-691d-4aae-abe2-419a9ed972d8/Rhi+2+Untitled+%28800+x+800+px%29+%281%29.png Meet the Directors - Rhi Sweeney Director of Theatre Operations Statuesque. Impossibly organised. Mildly hazardous. Rhi is the Amazonian goddess of the clipboard, responsible for booking venues, and keeping the rest of us from missing our own shows. She doesn’t walk - she strides purposefully - often into the wings with a headset and a vengeance. She once dropped a full Rapunzel tower onto a man in the audience (he survived), and has been known to leave perfectly imprinted shoe-shaped bruises on her fellow castmates. Her stage presence is commanding. Her spreadsheets are terrifying. We adore her. faroutrhi@gmail.com https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/701f70e2-07e0-4fb7-ab63-2f635080f364/Lewis+Untitled+%28800+x+800+px%29+%281%29.png Meet the Directors - Lewis Mutch Technical Director The muscle behind the mayhem - our master of all things heavy and practical. Lewis designs and builds our sets and larger props and he’s bursting with fresh ideas, works like a trooper, and somehow stays completely ego-free. He’s also officially our resident hunk (if your type is “ruggedly useful with a dad bod and a multitool”). He’s got a voice like velvet, but once his mic’s checked, he’s under strict instructions to shut up. He’s never quite managed it. We now just point him towards an empty corner and let him talk to himself. Brawn, brains, banter - and probably a pork pie in his back pocket. faroutlewis@gmail.com https://www.farouttheatre.org/njoin-the-chaos daily 0.75 2025-07-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/173a6b7f-9afb-4c1c-82f6-17c6cb473541/IMG_0013.jpg Join the Chaos - Rehearsals. Glitter. Gaffer tape. Get stuck in. Whether you’re a stage-hungry performer or a backstage wizard with a staple gun, there’s a space for you in the Far Out madness. We’re always on the lookout for cast and crew who aren’t afraid of sweat, sequins, and script rewrites at 2am. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/da7f42bf-0fe0-4f0c-a85a-099e555a2346/IMG_0706.jpg Join the Chaos - Curious? Committed? Mildly intrigued? We write our shows around you - so once you're in, you’re in. No disappearing acts. No “can I just miss one show?” No ghosts. We don’t pay - and we don’t ask you to pay - but we do promise good snacks, bruised knees, lifelong friendships, and enough memories to last a lifetime. https://www.farouttheatre.org/filthyflashbacks daily 0.75 2025-07-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1740322966468-2BY9SET9IVDE9BS4AO4V/YeeHaw-8.jpeg Filthy Flashbacks - YeeHaw (2023/24) From left to right: Maia Dix as Seamus McShamerson, Rachael Duke as Little Jimmy Dolan, and John Ramsay as Bootscootin’ Brian - the filthy, foul-mouthed villains of the piece. Probably taken at the Acorn Theatre, Worksop. YeeHaw never looked so wrong. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1674929382387-4L828G3DRG3BJ0CMBAU5/12+Large.jpeg Filthy Flashbacks - Hey, Fiddle Diddle! (2022/23) Steve Cope as the dim-witted, Brummie-accented Humpty-Dumpty, loyal hench-egg to Rumpelstiltskin. Seen here mid-meltdown, teaspoon in hand, ready to self-bash for disappointing his master (again). A walking omelette with serious self-esteem issues. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1668527107208-6KA898W60YNZQXIGRNZ6/read%2Ball%2Babout%2Bit_.jpg Filthy Flashbacks - Saucy Jacky (2021/22) From left to right: Kirin Howat as Dickie Darkhole, Victoria Blagden as Long Liz and Maia Dix as Pearly Poll - caught mid-gasp as news breaks of Martha Tabram’s grisly murder. The game was afoot… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/1558361118034-QGAV0EO8QHJRHORUWLVS/Chasing+Rubies+5+%28good%29.jpg Filthy Flashbacks - Robin Hood and the Babes in the Wood (2018/19) From left to right: Caelan Taylor-Mackenzie (Nutty Neville), Georgina Gibson (Will Scarlet), Rachael Duke (Robin Hood), Lucy Lanceley (Little John), and Maia Dix (Friar Tuck) having a campfire singalong in Sherwood Forest. Robin’s soppy face says it all - ever since Maid Marian’s makeover from frigid bunny boiler to full-blown nympho, he’s been head over heels. https://www.farouttheatre.org/things-we-love daily 0.75 2026-01-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ce26de67fc3b4000156cfa7/8b68cd57-cee4-4b78-875a-f145cdcf41d4/NYX+Epic+Ink+Liner.jpg Things We Love - NYX Epic Ink Liner (Black) This is our absolute backstage holy grail for showgirl makeup. It is proper black - as black as Vicky’s heart (apparently), and it stays put under hot lights, sweat, and general panto mayhem. The brush tip makes it easy to get a sharp wing even when you are doing it in a dressing-room panic with the Stage Manger shouting “five minutes”. We’ve tried loads. We always come back to this.